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One of the best things I read all year came in a magazine I don’t
read, about a subject I don’t follow, by an author I don’t agree with on
nearly anything. But Matt Taibbi’s “The Jock’s Guide to Getting
Arrested” in the August 2010 Men’s Journal was simply a great piece of writing.
I bring it up because Michael Vick is in the news, and Taibbi’s rule No. 1 for athletes who get arrested is “Don’t Suck.”
“Before you go out and start committing crimes,” Taibbi writes, “it’s
important to first make sure you’re at least slightly better than the
30 or 40 guys the team’s assistant GM could instantly pull off some
practice squad to replace you. Otherwise you will become fodder for the
team’s zero-tolerance discipline policy. Conversely, if you’re
awesome, the line will be, ‘There’ve been some bumps in the road, but
hopefully he’s learned from that.'”
Enter Vick, a star quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons until he was
caught, tried, and convicted for dog fighting and animal cruelty. Vick
had been warned to abandon the hobby he loved, but he just couldn’t
resist brutalizing dogs for sport and drowning the losers.
He went to jail for 21 months, lost a vast amount of money, and was publicly shamed for his misdeeds.
As a dog lover of the first order, I can sympathize with the sentiment
behind pundit Tucker Carlson’s hyperbole about wanting Vick executed
for his crimes. But at the end of the day, nearly two years in jail,
personal bankruptcy, and the loss of some prime playing years is a
reasonable punishment. Though I think lifetime banishments should be
more common in professional sports. (Why is betting on, say, basketball
more of a reason to ban someone than betting on dogfights? No one
drowns the Celtics when they lose.)
Anyway, because Vick is a close student of Taibbi’s First Rule, he
doesn’t suck. Which is why he was picked up by the Philadelphia Eagles.
Fine, one more reason not to root for the Eagles.
But the story leapt from the sports pages to the editorial pages
because President Obama called the team’s owner, Jeffrey Lurie, to
congratulate him for giving Vick another shot in the NFL.
“So many people who serve time never get a fair second chance,” he
reportedly told Lurie. “It’s never a level playing field for prisoners
when they get out of jail.”
Obama is surely right that ex-cons face a lot of hurdles in life. But is Vick really a good example?
Michael Vick had it all. He received a $37 million signing bonus when
he joined the Falcons. Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen,
another liberal writer I rarely agree with, is exactly right when he
says: “You would think from the commentary that Vick was some poor kid
who got caught swiping something so he could get something to eat.
You would think he had on the spur of the moment stolen a car, gone
for a joy ride–and collided with a police car at an intersection.”
No, this guy was such a self-involved creep that he couldn’t stop
himself from running a gladiatorial canine-torture mill, even though he
knew he was risking everything.
And why did Obama wait until Vick’s second year with the Eagles to
congratulate Lurie for his “brave” decision? It was only after an entire
year as a backup quarterback had passed and Vick emerged as a
superstar again, taking his team to the playoffs and coming in second
in Pro Bowl-voting, that Obama congratulated Lurie. If Lurie’s
decision was so virtuous, why wait until the decision panned out?
The answer, again: Vick doesn’t suck. At football.
But what of the millions of men released from prison who have little
education, few skills, and a criminal record that would make any
reasonable employer think twice, and then twice again, about hiring
If our prisons were releasing top-flight software engineers,
physicists, and biologists, they’d all get second chances too.
Ironically, it’s the folks who need government licenses–doctors,
stockbrokers, et al.–who often can’t get second chances in their
vocations. Obama could actually do something about that.
How to deal with the ex-con population is a very hard knot. But
neither Michael Vick’s example nor the self-flattering preening that
has come with it helps cut through it.
Jonah Goldberg is a visiting fellow at AEI.
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